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O blog de Joana D'Arck e pilheiros

domingo, 27 de setembro de 2009

E o meu caruru?


Hoje é dia de Cosme e Damião. Dia de comer caruru, mas eu fiquei na vontade, porque não recebi convites dessa vez. Por falar nisso, acabei de me lembrar agora de um "causo" muito hilário, mas o santo era outro.


Fim de expediente na Tribuna da Bahia, caímos na pilha da colega Rosângela Rocha, nos tentando para comer um caruru de Santo Antônio. Estranhei o prato, porque não sabia que esse santo era chegado às comidas de dendê. Mas Rosângela insistiu, afirmando que já havia participado de homenagem assim no ano anterior.




E lá vamos nós ( eu, Sinval e Deta), levados por Rosângela à casa de uma amiga dela para o tal "caruru". Assim que chegamos, pensei que estava numa festa gay, pela quantidade de viados que tinha. Mas a coisa era séria, trezena. E a gente mal chegou e foram logo começando a rezação e as cantorias. Sinval tentou escapar da sala, mas a mãe da festeira foi ameaçadora. "Se veio, tem que ajoelhar e rezar", disse ela entregando um lencinho branco feito pela agraciada do ano anterior. Pensei que ia implodir de vontade de rir, quando vi Sinval ajoelhado abanando o lencinho branco igualmente a todos na sala e fazendo de conta que acompanhava a cantoria. O pior era a cara que ele fazia repetindo o refrão "Adeus Antônio, Adeus".

Mas a surpresa ainda foi maior, depois que sofremos a tortura de acompanhar aquele ritual todo fazendo de conta que acreditava e contendo as gargalhadas que queriam sair a todo custo. Finalmente saiu o rango, mas não era caruru e sim feijoada. A gente queria matar Rosângela.

O curioso é que a feijoada teria que ser servida primeiramente para 13 homens, conforme a simpatia para desencalhar a moça que faz a oferenda. Os 13 selecionados eram assumidíssimos e constatamos que Sinval era o único hetero da festa, mas ficou de fora da abertura da comilança. Não sei até hoje se o santo entendeu e atendeu a moça.

11 comentários:

Carmela disse...

Eu também não fui convidada para nenhum caruru. Ai lembrei que professor Cid costumava dizer que se na Bahia, no mês de setembro, o elemento não recebe um convite para comer caruru é porque não tem amigo.

Joana D'Arck disse...

rsrs... ou não temos amigos ou não se fazem mais amigos como antigamente. Ou o caruru é coisa do passado? Deta observou que nem os jornais e telejornais insistiram nas repetidas matérias de setembro sobre os preços do quiabo, do camarão e etc.

André Avelino disse...

Eu estou começando a achar é que já não se fazem mais carurus como antigamente.Imagine só, "caruru de feijoada", com Sinval ajoelhado sacudindo lencinho e cercado de moçoilas... Vixe, isso é o fim do mundo!

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